How to be a politician

Lately I have been watching a fair amount of politics and Lord knows, there’s been lots of it.

I think I have finally figured out what it takes to be a successful politician. Step One-be outrageous. Step Two-give shadowy answers. Step Three-(Very important) remove the words yes and no from your vocabulary. Never give a clear, straightforward, concise honest answer to a question. Use a multitude of words that in the end mean nothing. Never answer yes or no.

Lastly, a big congratulations to Erin O’Toole and the Conservative Party for removing Derek Sloan. His presence would not enhance any party-not even a garden party.

Ed Alexander
Greater Napanee

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